Stoner-x

Are you:
•single: no
•scared of the dark: "You merely adopted the darkness, I was born in it." (Batman's Bane)
•scared of heights: Naw.
•scared of drowning: Nope
•scared of losing someone: Nu-uh

Do you think:
•people talk about you behind your back: So? Who doesn't? Gtfo or be my friend and I will talk right back at you.
•someone loves you (not including family): Yup
•someone hates you: of course
•someone is reading this right now: CAN YOU PREDICT THE FUTURE?

Have you:
•ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yes; I mean..I don't call it BF/GF I call it a partnership with my boy.
•ever wanted to kill someone: yeah but I guess not lately.
•felt lonely: who doesn't at least once in their life time?
•cried your self to sleep: Nope
•snuck out: fuck yes
•took drugs (not including medicines): yep
•gone to sleep with your clothes on: mmmmhm
•littered: yeh

Do you:
•want a boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm good dude, I got my permanent partner.
•like your life: of course <3 it's a gift.
•wish you could change something from the past: I'm over it so I don't care. I wouldn't have learned anything if I changed something.
•have a best friend: no, that is like..putting one person above the rest. I look at all my friends equally.
•want a new best friend: bitch, did you just not see my answer above?
•like mustard: Kinda? Depends.
•have a phone: yeah; Mostly used for Discord/other shit. 

How many:
•siblings you got: 0 though I caught wind of a half brother? Idek.
•tooth brushes you got: 2
•phone cases you got: 0

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1. Last beverage: UMMM. Pepsi? Not willingly though.
2. Last phone call: Umm. Partner.
3. Last text message: "Out for Delivery" Pizzahut automatic text message thing.
4. Last song you listened to: Eric's theme apparently.

5. Last time you cried: looong time ago.
6. Dated someone twice: Yes
7. Been cheated on: WELL YEAH
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Who hasn't?
9. Lost someone special: Of course.
10. Been depressed: When I was younger, I don't have it now.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes and yes. Shamelessly.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Red
14. Black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2018)
15. Made a new friend: Yeah, to many actually. I can't list all of you because I can't find all of you but I know someone who can just pass this message around. Love you guys! everyone at escorpi helicopter server ceeony
16. Fallen out of love: Yes; with my ex.
17. Laughed until you cried: YES.
18. Met someone who changed you: Definitely <3
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Who doesn't? fucking haters.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Nuuuupe
22. How many people on your friends list do you know: no
23. How many kids do you want: None, I'm good.
24. Do you have any pets: Dog, he's being a little shit though.
25. Do you want to change your name: Only when someone uses it too much but then again I don't need one, "I am who I am"
26. What did you do for your last birthday: I don't even remember? I think I drank, to long ago. My birthday is coming up again.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9:50 p.m (sporadic because of work schedule)
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: ..On break at work, watched youtube and got high.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: End of the world.
30. Last time you saw your mother: 1 year, I stay away from her toxicity. She's been trying to get ahold of me dear lord..
31. What are some things you wish you could change about your life: nothing, again I wouldn't have learned.
32. What are you listening to right now: Bob's Burgers on television.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes? I have a few at work.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: no one.
35. Most visited webpage: So many, here's a list by order - Toyhou.se, Deviantart, Rprepository.
36. Whats your real name: Angela
37. Nicknames: Angie (typical), Stoner (love this one), Sourpatch (yes like the candy, co-workers)
38. Relationship Status: Taken, are you gonna friggin ask me to marry you? stop asking >:C
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini
40. Male or Female: female
41. Primary School: dropped out, not interested.
42. Secondary School: fuck that.
43. College: fuck no.
44. Hair Color:dark brown/looks black. Dyed it red today actually.
45. Long or short hair: LONG HOLY SHIT
46. Height: 5"2'
47. Do you have a crush on someone: no
48: What do you like about yourself: my butt? idfk
49. Piercings: not anymore, took them all out (nose, ears, monroe)
50. Tattoos: right hip 'Jinx'
51. Righty or lefty: righty 

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: never had one
53. First piercing: ears
54. First best friend: long time ago..doubt she remembers me now.
55. First sport you joined: karate
56. First vacation: Italy
58. First pair of trainers: o_O?

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: pizza
60. Drinking: water
61. I'm about to: smoke, fucking duh.
62. Listening to: Channel flipping
63. Waiting for: my weed to kick in.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids: no
65. Get married: I don't need a fucking expensive piece of paper to prove who I'm with.
66. Career: I don't care. Personally, I don't stress myself over things that are temporary. It's cool if I'm successful tho too.

WHICH IS BETTER IN A GUY? Based on MY partner. I don't look at men because I don't care about them. I think I'm obsessed?
67. Lips or eyes: lips
68. Hugs or kisses: omfg both pls.
69. Shorter or taller: tall, unf sdlkjflsj
70. Older or Younger: older, 3 years. 
71. Romantic or spontaneous: both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms, though he has been working out again. omfg. sfhjskdf
73. Sensitive or loud: mix of both; he's more quiet and considerate despite his resting bitch face.
74. Hook-up or relationship: it was a random hook-up at first then it turned serious, going on 6 years.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: yes (partner at the time)
77. Drank hard liquor: yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts: fuck yes, ALL THE TIME. "My glasses, I need my glasses to look for my glasses"
80. Broken someone's heart: Yes, I'm sorry it turned out that way in the end.
82. Been arrested: no
83. Turned someone down: yes
84. Cried when someone died: yeah
85. Fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: sometimes, I'm doing better than my younger days. C:
87. Miracles: yes
88. Love at first sight: no.
89. Heaven: in a different point of view than the brainwashing religion
90. Santa Claus: Yes, he was actually a real person. Of course Saint Nicholas was a warrior of God and had actually killed many people to pillage their village and brought gifts back to his people. During the Holy War/Crusaders.
91. Kiss on the first date: nope, partner was..different though.
92. Angels: simply messengers, demons are messengers, aliens are messengers etc.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no
95. Did you sing today: a little, not too much.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: 6 years, I would've told my partner the truth from the start (I lied a lot..to get into his pants /slapfacetwice)
98. The moment you would choose to relive: nothing, I would rather move forward than stay trapped.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: The love everyone sees in each other is just high potency of lust, we all truly don't know what love is..
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: no I'm high I don't care.